survive the apocalypse without really trying

rule 9:

• have a set of rules (and/or watch zombieland often)

rule 8:

• hell, if shit sucks, it might as well be pretty.

rule 7:

• don’t lie. it’s tacky.

rule 6:

• make sure you’ve got the gear to beat anything’s ass.

rule 5:

• finals suck. avoid if possible.

rule 5: don’t be stupid, cute animals WILL kill you the first chance they get. (you can pet them and love them until then, though.)

rule 4:

• always handle your liquor gracefully.

rule 3:

• either wear shoes you’re comfortable in, or can otherwise get away from current situations in.

rule 2:

• always be okay with how you look and what you’re wearing.

rule 1:

• always carry a cup